7 Kissing Rules

1. Dont have chapped lips:

Especially if you're a girl, theres no excuse for you to look like you've been picking sea shells with your lips. Lips all fucked up and peeling, looking like they about to break up with themselves, Brush your teeth, lips and tongue, use some lip balm before you go to bed dammit, where are your priorities?

2. Enjoy the moment:

Live in it, look i know sometimes when you want someone real bad, its hard to take your time and everything between when you kiss and when you're inside them is a blur.
 But for the most times, when you wanna make a statement.....you gotta do it slow. Some dudes need to hear this, don't kiss her like its a means to an end, kiss her like its an end in itself. Kiss her and make her want forever, feel her lips against yours, her eyelashes fluttering against your cheek, her chest rising and falling against yours. Live in the moment, own it, make love to her mouth till her knees say "Fuck it,we're done".

3.Tongue:

It seems like common sense, but the tongue will get you into sticky situations......in more ways than one...if you know what I mean. Stay with me.
You cant just thrust it in there, you gotta build up to it, teasing her lips with it, keeping it flat and soft, playing with hers, keep it mostly in your mouth, but feel when she wants more and set it free on the inhale.
You can also use your tongue as a sexual thermometer. All that means is, if a girl starts to suck on your tongue, that means she would like you to occupy her vagina at your earliest convenience.


4. Grab a Handful

Back of the neck, hair, bum, if you're kissing her good she's going to want your hands on her body. Some girls like your fingers playing in her hair as you kiss, like a scalp massage, some girls love to feel your dominance; wrapped up in muscular arms, one hand on the back of their neck the other firmly gripping their bum, some like to feel their face cupped in your hands as you kiss them softly and just drink of the sweet nectar of their lips, you know?. Whatever the case is, dont be afraid to explore and find out.

5. Be passionate

Every womans desire, whether she admits it or not is to be Ravished. She wants a man who will take her f--k and/or make love to her completely, and thoroughly. Imagine she is everything you've been wanting and practising for. Don't be shy or timid and wonder if she likes something, you know why? cus in that moment you're not being passionate. A fire never wondered if a piece of wood would be offended if it burnt it, it realises that the piece of wood showed up to be burnt and then it proceeds to do what fires do. All that means is, passion is when you kiss someone and no matter how deep you kiss em, how tight you hold them, you feel like you cant get close enough to them. Its when you want someone so bad you feel like you're gna black out, passion is what happens when desire and respect collide, when you feel like you want to kiss and touch them everywhere at once, and every kiss makes you thirsty for more.

 Shit, that was intense.

6. Remember Hot spots;

Girls like to be kissed in certain places, the neck is a major one, theres something instinctive or primal about the neck. Use your tongue, teeth, lips  in a variety of shapes and movements and drive them wild. If you're hugging from behind you can kiss a smile on the back of their neck, kissing traditional face to face, you could kiss a trail up her cheekbones and whisper something in her ear or nibble on an earlobe...Also did you know, if you exhale gently in a girls ear in the throes of passion, like just breathe "you are so beautiful" or something equally smooth in her ear, her panties will automatically detach themselves from her pisda, travel down her legs and skip into your hand?

 this is a scientific fact, google it.

and Lastly,


7.Close your f__king eyes you weirdo.

If you kiss with your eyes open...Stop it. Dont do it. Its weird. If im kissing you and i open my eyes for some reason and see you staring back at me...look, ...i might panic and chop you in the throat, in self defense. Its weird, i probably wont chop you in the throat, but im gna need you to explain yourself and why you're acting like a rapist, 


Thats all for now, its been real. 


@TheChocl8Adonis


....Always a pleasure xx

10 ways to get you wifed!

by Chikodinnaka aka Young Sparrow aka Daddy Longstroke aka MyHeadisAStumblingBlock aka  @Rikokomasta on Twitter

Do you long for someone to call you boo…boo cakes, leboo? 

Do you long to have a face to attach when you day dream about skipping around in the garden, rainbow bouncing off yo forehead n sht, you know, imagining y’all at the beach, playing romance games with sand getting into your underwear so dangerously close to your genitals?

 Are you tired of having 0 input when your friends in relationships be trading stories about their men and laughing and all you be doing is ordering for more icecream for the pain?

Well you’re in luck, cos im gona be giving you 10 sure ways to get you wifed! 

So open that instagram account and tell your ex to stop holaring (thats not a word bro) cos yo man wont take lightly to it, we’re about to get you wifed

1.Don’t Stress him

They say the quickest way to a man’s heart is his stomach,

 ehn!

Wrong, 

his penis? (penis?..

 close, but ehn! Wrong as well

 the quickest way to a mans heart is peace of mind, when y’all start out, you know, jus kicking it n sht, theres more often than not gona be other bitches hes fuckin with, vying for his attention n what not, and at the end of the day, when he gona choose, hes gona choose using this criteria, in this order

a.       Who stresses me the least? who can I call after a long day and just put my head on her boobies without her asking me questions and just let me lay here

b.      Who fuck/pussy the best?

c.       Who give a fuck about how she can cook, 360 delivery delivers doe (smh)

Now if you manage to be both (a) and (b) Christian sister blessed are you for you shall inherit the boo. (a) remains the most important as a is what main chicks are made of, and b is what side chicks are made of

2.       Buy Him shit

3.       Food

Now a lot of bitches underestimate the power of a sandwich, 2 slices of bread, and a something inbetween i.e sausage, slice of ham, fuck it, could be fucking sardines, something so little could hold the key to your facebook relationship status option.

 A lot of bitches reading this and rolling they eyes talmbout this is overkill, that’s why you single, that kina attitude, cos if  you had a man you prali would’t be reading this so listen to me ok? 

Now, as I was saying, always have sandwich ingredients at the crib, if y’all spend more time at his crib then you buy bread and them sausages or whatever and keep in his fridge, now listen, whenever y’all bang, you get up, and you come back with a sandwich, I swear to you that nigga gon be visualizing you in some iro and buba and aso oke dancing at your engagement and shit, takes so little effort to make, but means so much, PLUS it gets nigga ready quicker to start that second round, or at least eat you out, 

uhuh, yeh I said it

Always Always care/pretend to care about his feeding, cos guess what? He does, every chance you get find a way to slip in “have you eaten” “so what are you gona eat”

4. Divulge Information, especially the one he doesn’t ask for

Divulge info, like all that nigga has to say is “Hi” for you to tell him where you are, What you’re doing? And who you’re with, and then apologise for not telling him you were going somewhere he never asked, like “hey babe, I’m at Ikoyi, today’s my nieces naming ceremony, sorry I didn’t mention earlier, ma binu” 

let that simmer

thats humility...like Ruth..thats Boaz put a ring on it

this way you’re already forcing nigga into a relationship with you and he don’t even know it, talmbout “aigh it’s cool” you can be like “Going to the cinema with Kemi and Biodun, Biodun was in my secondary school, his sister and I were flatmates in jand for a year…” 

you getting my drift, you answer questions he’s too pussy or feels he has no right to ask you, again you showing him that hey boo….its cool, you don’t have no reason to be jealous or nothing, you got this, I’m all about you….boo. always explain your relationship to any nigga you speak of……….even if you gon lie, you don’t just leave it to his imagination. And don’t refer to any unknown nigga as ‘my friend’ or ‘a friend’, “Going to lunch with Dare, my friend” 

TF that mean?? He aint yo man so he just gon be like “cool” and be thinking nah, she random, can’t deal with this

5.When  y’all go out, kill it

Whenever y’all go out, at this time it wouldn’t be that many times considering how many other bitches he juggling, unless you that summer time postbadbitch I can’t wait to show my secondary school mates I’ve made it fine,

 ANYWAYS

 whenever y’all go out,  you can’t afford to half step, you borrow that hair from your friend and then shoes from your sister, you always kill it, let that nigga start having dreams of being one part of a power couple n sht,

6.       Offer to pay for shit

Now this is more of that ‘we’re in this together sht’ u know, no man wants a liability n sht, when you offer to pay for shit from time to time, even if he accepts or declines is irrelevant, makes him feel even when he not as boisterous, for lack of a better word for broke, y’all can still hang cos you not money grubbing or one chance or what not, or else when he don’t have that much money around you he gets uncomfortable and  vulnerable, and no man likes being vulnerable ,so you show him that HEY…boo….i gatchu when need be…..even if you really don’t, know what I mean?

7.       Support his favourite team

Now one time I overheard a goon and his girl talking so fervently with all seriousness and what not about fantasy league talmbout what players to buy an sht, now I didn’t know if this shit was cute or disturbing b, but that’s beside the point, 

I aint asking you to be so indepth into sports your boobies start to shrink and you start getting muscle thighs and bicep arms, nawh, I’m saying be in tune with his favourite team, know when their games are on, be as up to speed as u can with their score line, that way when they lose or sht, you know if he an Arsenal fan for instance you know he gon’ be in a mood and gives you a chance to cheer him up and be the shining light at the end of his dark tunnel and what not, 

Hey, you know what , buy yourself a jersey while you’re at it if you know you’re about that getting wifed life! 

Go on girl, print yo name at the back as well, now I aint talking no baba suwe XXL jersey, im talking the tight cute ones that make yo boobies look so righteous

 so when nigga looking to go out to some bar with his guys and he looking to show off a shiny accessory guess who he gon’ be looking to take, that’s right, you and your firm looking titties in yo tight ass jersey

8.       Keep it classy with the guys

Repeat after me, I, AM, A, LADY, that’s right trick, you is a lady, even when it’s not convenient, ESPECIALLY when it’s not convenient, even when faced with the temptation to be ‘one of the guys’ no no no, this is one mistake a lot of eager beaver desperate to make a good impression I’m tired of listening to drake and drinking wine alone bitches make. 

A nigga want his bitch classy around his friends, you don’t gota be stuck up but you don’t gota be so down to earth they feel so comfortable to fart around you or talk in broken English  n shit, your presence should still warrant those niggas to at least try and appear as gentlemen.

 Niggas don’t want you to get so close to their guys that when they shake you y’all snap fingers or that they can just be touching you anyhow, nawwh, when you fortunate to be around his friends, you keep it classy, fuck their approval, you don’t need it, cos guess what, niggas don’t call they guys at midnight, twirling the phone line whine listening to Justin Bieber talmbout “Soo, what do you think about Kemi”

 nah, it doesn’t happen, unless that nigga fucking that other nigga then you have no business fuckin with that nigga in the first place 

this c_nt basket said 10 but only gave 8 so imma fill in the last 2 ..

its ur boy @TheChocl8Adonis aka Sexual Chocl8 aka Black Soldado aka CreepSupreme aka Mr GetYourAuntieMoist ...AckLykYeauxKneaux

 the homie ologoshilekun has written some good sht above, I dont agree with everything he wrote but at the end of the day  hes sharing his opinion....cant fault that

My 1st is this, don't put ur gfs before him

 if your girlfriends mean so much to you that what they say is causing quarrel between you and your man, one of 2 things can happen: 

(a) He will get a strong team of prayer warriors and one by one they will all start doing atilogu dance as the heat of Holy Ghost fire begins to rest upon them

or (b) Hes gna break up with u, but only to make sure you have enough time to spend with them to chat breeze about how men ain sht to your hearts content and beyond 

The 2nd is; KEEP IT REAL.

 After Love and the Most High, the strongest foundation you can build your relationship on is Truth, 

Dont pretend to be something you cant sustain, from the physical to the emotional. 

A lot of people are taking medication for migraines, stomach aches..and malaria dealing with high expectations created by their inabillity to trust their significant other with their flaws and insecurities,

But its pointless asking you to be honest wth someone else, if you cant be honest with urself.

Do some soul-searching; find out what you're really looking for, untangle the needs from the wants.

Dont have false expectations, if your intuition tells you your most outstanding qualities to him are your ass and your boobs, he only calls you when hes outside, and he never wants to be seen with u in daylight or amongst friends...but the sex is great....

or..

If his most outstanding qualities are physical, and you're just using him to fill a void, it was only meant to be temporary,and when ur friends ask like the Mario hymn u say hes just a  friend...but the sex is great..

even octopus paul cant predict a wedding coming from that..

Dont hide from the truth, accept it and if thats what you want or need for yourself at that time then accept that , but if you have a problem with it find the courage to change, find beauty in urself ..and that one thats meant for you will see it too.

Dont try and be a bad bitch, be a queen...embody the qualities of grace, humility and unselfishness and soon the right man for you will fall to one knee in front of you

but if all that dont work, just marry the one who text you back the fastest

Peace and Chicken grease

Written by @Ricokomasta 

 Other contributors @TheChocl8Adonis

edited by @TheChocl8Adonis

Hey guys,

Its me.. @thechocl8adonis

Some of u are currently playing that side-chick role and I just want to use this article to address ur situation.

Truth is for anyone to know they are second best and be okay with that ...it takes a special kind of person, a person who is just a little bit... fucked up, inside.

For a woman that's even harder to fathom, but listen if it sounds like I'm judging, I really am. But I apologise let's move on.

So if ure in a similar situation but ure NOT okay with it and think ure doin enough to deserve a promotion but its just not happening, before u call that herbalist/native doctor/spiritual surgeon u found on gum tree, maybe I can help.

U, like your other apathetic counterpart are also considerably fucked up in ur mental psyche to go after anothers man but I'm not here to lecture u, but that sht really cray.

If u really really believe you are in love with this person and the usurper of ur position doesn't love him like u can be capable of, that sht still kinna cray, but  this might be of some assistance.


NB if u think u are a "sidechick" to a celebrity u have given urself double promotion, sorry boo the correct term for you is: 'groupie'. Note I didn't even capitalize the "g".

Now moving swiftly along a few reasons why a man could make u a sidechick:

Reason 1: are u always available and eager? Have u made it clear to homeboy that u like him? Have u fallen ur hand by making the first move in a way u couldn't recover from?. Did u lay it all on the line only for him to reject u? Do u have a banging body but a somewhat disagreeable face? When u smile does it look like someone hit u in the face with a brick? Do u have a tremendous igbo/yoruba accent?

I know I said reason 1 and ended with like 16..but the point I'm makin is: whatever the reason is, its not as important as these next steps which just might save ur life and rescue your self esteem.

Now if you raised your hand indicating that any of those points outlined above applies to u, just try and fasten ur seatbelts and just hold on tight.

Before we start let's do some affirmation excercises.
 Insert your native name here:__________ you deserve the best.
 _________ you are not the second best!
___________ you are a winner! 
Winner! 
Winner!
 Winner! 
Winner!

Depending on how u feel  you can jump at the end or you can run through your house in slow motion envisioning yourself crossing a finish line.
Take it very seriously.

So first thing u do to move up in the rankings is:


EVERYTHING his girl doesn't do for him.

If his girl stresses him out you gotta be the one to listen to him, let him vent. Don't bother him with talk about emotions, how u feel, don't give him that headache. When/if he asks you smile at him and stroke his face or some other action that conveys mystery.
Build him up with your words, encourage him. If that man wants to build an aeroplane out of cereal boxes, biggup that plan,tell him its the best one uve ever heard. Atleast till u get to that wifey position then u can tell him what a fool he has always been.

Second thing u do after pampering his ego is pamper his body. Give him massages, headrubs...tongue massages at the drop of a dime. Halftime when he's watching the game, then make him a sandwich, cliche but that sht really give a nigga smn to brag about...and u know how us men love bragging.

Thirdly that sex gotta be on some energetic sht, all those techniques you learnt doing zumba/pilates/Salsa/Poledancing..whatever class u enrolled in to enable your inner heaux to prosper..this is your moment sweetie. Everytime you fuck him like its the last time, u gotta have a headband on and some lucozade at hand when ure riding and some techno or motivational music in the b/ground to help u stay fully focused.
You know his girl is just laying there counting to 60 so your job when he's with you is to make that 60, count.

Next, this one right here is gonna rescue u from mediocrity. Never let him see u not looking sexy.
That sht u women do the morning-after, when we wake up and u say good morning n we look beside us and wna call the police.
 Nah you gotta wake up one hour before him if it comes to that to make sure everything is as it should be, this sht is hard work babe, how bad do you want it?

At this stage you don't have to tell him he needs to be with you, he knows already.

This is when you give him the snake bite.
You make yourself increasingly more scarce. Make your meetings few and far between and say you just got stuff on your mind.
Make him realise that ur world don't revolve around him, make him feel replaceable. Give him enough to still keep him interested, but not enough to leave him fully satisfied.

I may have given too much away, they might come after me. One of you gotta take me in for the night. DM your appreciation and details

lol only kidding

Anyways follow these steps and ure gna have him eating out the palm of your hand in no time, but remember what type of foundation you built the relationship on and consider its sustainability.

If that ain you ure not gonna be able to keep it up and side chick ways turn to main chick ways and soon another sidechick is scheming on replacing you.


Yall doing this to yourselves...

.. on that cheerful note I bid you all adieu.

(To anyone this article may have offended, u just gotta try and have a warm mug of horlicks ...itll help u relax)

Cheers

Set the stage..we both shower...a glass of wine in ur hand...ur body wrapped up in a fluffy bathrobe..

music softly playin...streetlights shining in thru cracks in the drapes illuminating the room..

 

Conversation flowing ....between our lips...between our eyes...and between our bodies..everytime u smile..i wanna taste it...

Candlelight to set the scene flickering flames dramatizing ur curves...shadows playing peek-a-boo with ur body..

I ask u to lie on ur belly...as i take the bathrobe off..drippin oil on ur back as my fingers start to massage from ur lower bk up to ur shoulder blades..


Straddling u..so u can feel the bulge in my pants against ur bum..bending over u gently biting ur earlobe and whispering in ur ear...

Ure so Beautiful...

Kissing the back of ur neck...ur shoulders...tongue dipping in the hollow of ur back...gently biting a buttcheek..makin u giggle

Kissing the back of ur thighs...tickling the back of ur knees with my tongue..lol..making u squirm n wiggle..

Lol..

Turning u over...my lips thirsting for urs..my mouth find urs in the darkness and as our body's press against each other and u moan into my lips i swear i can taste the essence of ur very soul..


Kissin u as if this moment was all i had in the world...as if this was more than i ever hoped for..


My tongue soft and flat..caressing urs..my fingers cuppin ur face...now theyre in ur hair...now theyre on the back of ur neck..slightly parted lips barely brushing against urs..

Teasing u with my tongue..
Kissin ur upper lips like i would kiss ur lower lips..i tell u 1st so u know wat im finna do to u..

Making ur lips hurt in the most pleasurable way..cus they miss mine

Desire threatening to overwhelm me as my hands travel all over ur body..cupping ur breasts as my tongue mks warm wet circles around ur nipples..


Taking them inbetween my teeth gently ..increasing pressure as i flick with my tongue...

Adorning ur body with kisses..my tongue in ur navel...a preview of the damage it could cause inbetween ur thighs...


Coming up to give ur lips some attention..taking ur lower lip inbetween my teeth..sucking on it slow ..as u drip inbetween ur thighs..



Go on n make a mess baby...Im coming down to lick it up...



Close ur eyes..get comfortable..i put a pillow underneath ur bum...i get comfortable myself..cus im gna be down here till i make u cum..

Kissin up ur inner thighs..rubbin my lips on u..over ur panties...
As my fingers slide up... against ur hips..and down... taking ur panties along wth them

Starting light and slow...butterfly kisses as my lips brush against u lightly..
..Suckin on ur lips....running my tongue all over u..in and out...

Licking up ur wetness...up and down...flattening my tongue and lickin u like im tryna wear out an ice cream cone..

Dipping my tongue inside u..fingers raking down ur thighs..blood rushing inbetween ur thighs..making u more sensitive..and more vulnerable to my tongue

Sliding my hands underneath u..cupping ur buttcheeks..i lift that ass off the bed and pedestal the kitty while i eat..

Stabbing u with my tongue..sending shockwaves of pleasure into ur body..till u drip all over urself...
Still i lick it up..licking ur thighs..as i slide the tip of 2 fingers inside u
Twistin them as my tongue finds ur clit..licking u side to side....swirling..tracing my name on it...

I place my palm on ur lower belly and gently push my hand back..liftin up the hood of ur clt as i lick it..

More pleasure than u can stand..my tongue doesnt need any batteries..lemme teach ur rabbit a thing or two..


At first u cant take it...u try to run from it...but as i suck on it... u wrap ur legs around me..and u press my head against u..moaning "right there"

As ur body starts to shake and ur thighs..buttcheeks and toes clench up..i lick faster..till ur body's shuddering in the wake of an orgasm

But im not done..


ur beautiful dark silky hair....once so beautifully arranged...every strand neatly in place...
is now a sexy wild mess...all in ur face..

as ure bent over the couch..one knee on a cushion..the other on the ground...
ur own moistness dripping down ur thigh..ur whole body shaking as i slide eight inches inside u...ur walls sucking me in..ur legs trembling as i pound..

Picking u up...putting u against the wall...ur lips beside my ear..whispering my name as i fill u up..
ur legs wrapped around my waist..as i grind u against the wall..my thighs pumping inbetween urs..pleasures threatening to kill u..

U cant move ..all u can do is get wetter..

and after u cum...i wanna lay u down by the bed..the sweat still glistening on our bodies...
as u hold my head in place inbetween ur thighs..

I'll eat that pussy till u fall asleep ..

Noone can work ur body like me baby

Theres Nobody better....x

A night to Remember...

First Ladies...

This is a night when i want u to take control...

Initiate your encounter...

Tell me where u want me to go...

How u want me to look...

How u want me to smell..


When I come over...feed me...ply me with alcohol...

Let me know u want to take advantage of me....

I'm about to be seduced...

Touch me a lot...

Let ur fingers graze against me..

When u lean over to pour me a drink..let me see a lot more than ur blouse should allow...

brush up against me..

put ur body against mine...and ur lips so close to mine that i automatically dip my head in for a kiss..

but dont...



tease me...

make me want u, urgently..

pull my arms away when i try n grab u..
 

whisper in my ear...if ure too shy..create some seperation...send me a text...it dusnt matter tha ure in the same house/room...

tell me u cant wait ..till I slide my "huge" dick inside u later...

tell me ure aching for it...

massage my ego..

tell me i look handsome..and how lucky u are...and feel...




when we've eaten...and the alcohol is flowing...

put on some porn if u freaky...let me watch it..while u go shower and change into the lingerie...I bought u...or u bought urself...




walk out in a dressing gown...

or u can walk out fully dressed...and undress for me...


model for me...

strut ur stuff...

dance for me...

tonite has to be different..it dusnt matter if ure shy or not...

just walk about a little for me...and if ure too shy...just let me see the part of ur body I love the most...

sit in my lap...

straddle him...


but dont let me kiss u...or touch u...

blindfold me...

lead me to the bed.....


lay me down...

put sum music on...

unbutton my shirt and kiss my neck....

kiss all over my chest...my nipples....my abs

run ur fingers lightly over my crotch as u kiss me


unstrap my belt...pull it all down...

kiss my pelvis...

u can have music playing ...or the porn playing in the background

take me in ur mouth and give me the best tongue massage of my life...



suck on it like ure in love with it...and it just saved ur life...

touch urself and get urself into it mentally...

the aim is to get me so hard I think im gonna die if I dont put my lightning rod..in ur thunder


thats when u push ur panties to the side and sit on me...lower urself unto me slowly...let me feel u swallowin me...

kiss me..nasty i know, but i really dont care where ur mouth has been

bounce it on me and kiss me with all the passion u can muster

i'll come sooon...but u may just have given me my biggest orgasm ever..


and that should make u ...a very...proud girl

lol..

...x

Valentines day...

Year in ...Year out
it appears theres a template for valentines day...
..teddy bears...jewellry...choclate...flowers...cakes...dinner maybe..

..this can get boring...especially for couples who've been together for years..

All this post is about is helping u find different ...more creative ways to spend this special day...in an effort to make it as memorable as possible...

First u can still give these gifts..but to switch it up...u can stagger them...lead up to the day..building up anticipation...or even on the day..u can give them to her all through the day...at the end of the day culminating in the biggest gift of them all...U.

You can also give each gift with a little card that explains the significance of the gift...
For example...
Choclates...

"..as each one melts on ur lips....
i want u to realize that they could never hope to rival the sweetness of ur kiss"

..or something like that..

It doesnt have to be extra poetic...as long as its sincere..

Another idea is this...men...u could have a car pick her up from work..take her to her house..or friends house..where she can shower and change..and then take her somewhere to meet u..
for dinner...
..or a hotel room..

..if ure making plans for her...leading to the day...text her to give her instructions on what to do...and shes not allowed to ask any questions...
most women love this...cus it shows ure taking charge ..and ure making plans for her...

Both of u can prepare coupons that you will throw in a box...these will be little notes describing a special treat that u will perform on them if they pick it...
in the hotel room...after dinner..u shake the box...and u get to pick...her first...and she picks one initially..and whatever she picks u have to do...this is a chance for u to get really naughty and explore each others freaky sides...especially if ur partner is the shy type..

They could be
- a sexy backrub
- a lapdance
- a certain amount of push-ups
- a tongue massage..(she gets to pick where)
- u wear a costume
-she gets to watch u jerk-off(and vice-versa)
-watching a dirty movie...and u choose a scene she enacts

stuff like that.

These are just some initial ideas..'ll do another post when i get back in.

Sincerely yours...

TheChocl8Adonis.

Tulips on Two Lips

Participants:



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AdoNiS, * W*






Messages:


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* W* : Hey how r u?






AdoNiS: I'm good

AdoNiS: How did it go






* W* : It was quite emotional but in the end she decided to give it a try





AdoNiS: Lol..I'm happy for u






* W * : We talked about stuff not making her happy

* W * : We gonna work on it






AdoNiS: Ok..that's alwais good






* W* : Awww thanks

* W * : Yeah

* W* : Its hard for me bcoz i have never been with a woman before so still feel kind of new






AdoNiS: Yea..lol..u want sum tips?...I've got a lotta experience with them

AdoNiS: Lol m kiddin...stll tryna figure yall out






* W* : Haha

* W* : Yes please tips will be fantastic

* W* : I wanna spice the sex up aswell

* W * : Gonna go to a sex shop tomorrow :$






AdoNiS: Oh...wow...lo

AdoNiS: ..L

AdoNiS: Um when u give her head...how dyu do it...






* W* : Well the thing is she has always told me that going down on her does nothing for her so i have never really done it. I have but not for long.






AdoNiS: Dyu tease her..?..make her wait...beg for it...

AdoNiS: Lol...4real?...how come..

AdoNiS: S that how its alwais been?..






* W* : No i dont but good idea i should

* W* : Yeah with all her ex's


AdoNiS: So what duz it for her...



* W * : She has only ever had an orgasm through rubbing clits* W* : I did make her once by fingering her but i cant do it anymore for some reason

* W* : HELP lol






AdoNiS: ok....

AdoNiS: It could be a mental thing...

AdoNiS: U have to get her relaxed.....






* W* : Yeah maybe but i gotta do something to keep things good






AdoNiS: U can send her flowers n a note tellin her things that uno turn her on.....then later....Maybe have a bath together...

AdoNiS: Rub her down.....till her skin glistens...be slow like thsz all u want to do...






* W* : Mmmm

* W* : She likes things slow

* W* : U think i should get some oils?






AdoNiS: Admire her body....tell her beautiful she is....tell her how bad u want to please her....how horny she makes u...how good yall will feel together

AdoNiS: Yea....n sum fruit.....n candles...






* W* : Yeah

* W* : Nice

* W * : Gonna do all this the first night on holiday






AdoNiS: Then have her close her eyes and lie on her back....

AdoNiS: She should be all warm n relaxed from the massage...then..

AdoNiS: Lol kl kl...that mks sense






* W* : Yeah






AdoNiS: U got enuff ...






* W * : U r actually turning me on with this talk haha






AdoNiS: Tips...

AdoNiS: I know....






* W* : More please. I go away for 2 weeks lol






AdoNiS: I'm a bit turned on too...thass how I know s gna be good...






* W * : Hope so

* W * : Shes very hard to please unfortunately

* W * : I am embarrassed but i am a little wet now lol :$






AdoNiS: Aii lemme go on....

AdoNiS: U can touch urslf if u want to....

AdoNiS: So wr did we stop...






* W* : Keep going






AdoNiS: Music in the background....she's lying on her bk....all warm from the massage....n ure admiring her beauty...n feeding her fruit....

AdoNiS: Kiss the juice off her lips...

AdoNiS: Kiss her softly....gently graze her lips....mk her want. More...






* W* : Ok






AdoNiS: Then with her eyes still closed....run a feather down the side of her neck....over her nipples....slowly.....over her belly.....down her thighs n then up again....n then inbetween...






* W* : Yeah

* W* : Hell yeah good idea






AdoNiS: Tell her how good she looks ...tell her she looks like a godess.....whisper it in her ear....make sure her eyes stay closed....

AdoNiS: Lick her earlobe....






* W* : I can tell ur a great lover

* W* : I do that she loves it and her neck

* W* : Soft spots






AdoNiS: Kiss her neck.


AdoNiS: Her collarbone...yea

 AdoNiS: Yea do that...linger on that and stroke her clit with the feather....






* W* : Omg yes thats it, that will get her!


AdoNiS: Lol.....remember to do it slow n sensuous.....






* W* : Yeah






AdoNiS: Yall wouldve had some wine earlier tho...it helps.....


AdoNiS: Then....






* W* : Yeah we drink wine together alot






AdoNiS: Kiss the under side of her breasts....

AdoNiS: Kiss up and around the nipples....avoid the nipple.....make her wait for it....


AdoNiS: Then u exhale on it...


AdoNiS: Then u move on...kiss around it..then the next time let ur lips brush against itgently....

AdoNiS: The next time ur lips brush past...kiss them gently...





* W* : Nice






AdoNiS: Then the next time after that...open ur mouth and let her feel the warmth of ur mouth...

AdoNiS: The feather strokes the clit...






* W* : Loving the feather






AdoNiS: From there u suck on it...flick it with ur tongue...mk ur tongue point n make circles around her nipple..


AdoNiS: Then take her nipple inbetween ur teeth...and flick it with ur tongue






* W* : Nice

* W* : How can i drive her wild with my tongue on her pussy

* W* : Would love to make her cum that way






AdoNiS: Okay....

AdoNiS: Uno women cum from breast stimulation too...and they have bigger orgasms when both are stimulated

AdoNiS: But gimme a bit...I'm abt to drive...






* W* : Yeah cool

* W * : Come back to me tho u r so helpful






AdoNiS: Lol I will






* W* : Thanks x










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AdoNiS: I'm bk..






* W* : I'm glad






AdoNiS: Lol

AdoNiS: Wotchu doin...

AdoNiS: Want me to go on?...






* W* : Keep helping me








AdoNiS: Lol..ok


AdoNiS: move up from her breasts back up to her mouth...

Kiss her....like her lips are the fruit...nibble..suck...take bite sizes...taste the sweetness of her mouth..inhale...take in the passion..cup her face...






* W* : Yeah ...






AdoNiS: Then break ..n leave her with nothing.......go back to the feather...but ths time around her thighs....inbetween...over her lips..

AdoNiS: Then run ur hands across her body...first the fingertips...then ur whole palm for the 2nd trip...slow but quick for her to miss it as it passes each part...


Across her breasts.....belly..thighs...hips...calves....then back up..on the inside...fingertips brush lightly against her lips the 1st time...the second time...they glide lightly in her wetness...






* W* : Wow






AdoNiS: Then get on top of her...lightly...straddle her....let her feel the lips of ur warm pussy on her tummy....squeeze her breasts...n kiss her..stroke her...lightly with ur pussy....squeeze her nipples...and as u increase pressure on her nipples ...slide ur tongue in her.... mouth...


AdoNiS: Kiss the fuck out of her....






* W * : Omg i cant work too horny lol






AdoNiS: Then kiss down her body...jus a straight line...kiss down her navel...but avoid her puss and kiss the inside of her thighs and her hips...waist...kiss with jus lips...then open ur mouth n kiss with a little tongue as u get closer and closer to her....


AdoNiS: Then kiss it...brush ur lips against it...lick her thigh....


Then come back to it ..and then french kiss it slow...






* W * : Mmm i am liking it frebch kissimg it sounds sexy

* W * : French i mean






AdoNiS: then open her legs wider and settle into it....


Lick from that bit inbetween puss n ass...lick up and head for her clit....then without taking ur tongue off..(Make sure its wet)...lick down ..but dip it into her ...a lil as it passes...do it again..kp lickin up n down slow..as u do this reach up and squeeze her nipples...


AdoNiS: Then focus on her pussy..dip ur tongue in it...swirl ur tongue around...like ur tryin to lick caramel out of a shallow jar...lick the entrance up n down...dip in n out..try n plug her with ur warm..wet...swollen tongue...






* W* : Yes






AdoNiS: Want me to go on.......?

AdoNiS: Then u can switch it up and make ur tongue point...n then run it side to side on her clit for as long as u can...






* W* : Yeah go on






AdoNiS: If u do sumthin and she seems to really like it (like she raises up her hips to ur mouth..or she squeezes her thighs together...or opens wider n holds ur head on to it )...note it...and build up to it....


Then u start to swirl ur tongue around her clit...make it swirl in towards the clit..with the swirl ending with ur tongue on her clit...


As u do this...slide a finger into her...turn it up and start stroking...try n keep it steady...lick all of the clit..from the hood to the head...make it wet...and stroke harder...


Squeeze her nipple...


Keep it up for as long as u can...


AdoNiS: ......


She'll be cummin soon...






* W * : Hope so

* W* : Will she come hard bcoz thats what she wants






AdoNiS: Yea u have to lap up the clit...then stroke her hard,,,rub a finger hard on the roof of her clit as u finger fuck her.....


AdoNiS: Make the clitoris wet...lick and suck on it with a mouthful of spit...as u finger her....


AdoNiS: The feedback uve bn gettin from her will let uno how hard she's goin to cum


AdoNiS: Jus stick ur finger in..jus a lil over n inch and stroke her gspot..she'll b mad wet...and 9 times out of 10 she'll bust..






* W * : Ok


* W * : Do u think i should dress up






AdoNiS: Was that helpful...






AdoNiS: Yea...thass alwais hot....


AdoNiS: What duz she like...what turns her on..






* W* : Right

* W * : Great

* W* : I am so wet